Yup...its that time once again...no its not my period, I'm a guy (although from all the flower pics I've posted you may start to wonder),...its that time when I lay down some words just because I have nothing better to do.
But seriously, like the title suggests it has been a bad period for me girl wise.
The period started about 22 years ago and i hope it will finish soon , but till than, this week has two stupid events in it that remind me I'm stuck in that bad period.
The first happened Monday when i went with a friend to the gym... Yes i do go to the gym, but not to lift weights cause that just boars me to tears, but to repeatedly inflict blunt trauma on a punching bag...apparently that sort of violent activity brings me peace. (No1 voice in my head: Dude that's f@#ked up; No2 voice in my head: Dude now you have voices in your head, that's even worse,a friend of mine once had them...No3 voice in my head[abruptly cuts off No2]: how in the name of pink underwear do you have friends, we're inside the man's mind...now shut the f@#k up and let him speak, it's a boring ass story anyway and i want to go to sleep)

ok...so as i was saying, I went to the gym and decided to run some miles on the treadmill(3 to be more precise). And about half way through my program a girl get on the stepper to my left. I can see her in the mirror and i think she is smiling at me, so i turn around to smile back. Being naturally clumsy as I am, turning to my left meant that my feet were no longer parallel to the treadmill and as a result of simple 5th grade physics I got ejected out of the machine... and if that weren't enough, as i managed not to fall on my teeth and regained balance,the towel I put on the sleeve of the machine feel onto the moving parts and got catapulted in my face. (No1 voice in my head: dude your a dork; No2 voice: dude you were there, i didn't see you helping in any way so don't call him a dork, we're all dorks here No3 voice[again ruins a perfectly good soap opera moment]: Shut the hell up, I was listening to the story)
So after I right down on my to do list to buy voice no 3 some Valium I can get back to telling you that I managed to get back up onto the treadmill and when I turned around to try and actually smile to the girl, she was 3 exercise bike away from my trying not to laugh.

And the second thing happened with my sword tonight, Wei Wei. (Yes my sword is a girl, yes her name is Wei Wei, and whilst I'm on the subject of confessions yes she is a fan girl for my sensei) Apparently I looked at another sword or something, because Wei Wei like all girls(guess it doesn't matter if they are inanimate or not) gets cranky when i look at someone else. So when i wanted to practice with her, she slips out of my hand,... nothing more than violates my ring foot pinkie and then when i pick her up she gets her other end trapped in the rug and do to the jerking motion I applied slaps my in the face with her handle...

Well I guess that's enough stupidity for one night, maybe next time i will actually have something to write about